
COMING UP NEXT FOR (Y)OUR DAILY PROGRAMMING: 
There is nothing left for you to do,  everything  has  already  been, 
been  seen,  been  invented,  been  explored,  been  created,  been 
destroyed,  been  mocked,  been  praised,  been  revived,  been 
reformed, been inside of you, been  outside of you, been inside your 
wife  (whore),  been  outside  your  wife,  been  great,  been  weak, 
been small, been large, been okay,  been depressed, been unknown, 
been forgotten, been remembered,  been  satirized,  been  taken 
seriously,  been  listed,  been  enumerated, been an individual, 
been  conscious,  been  black,  been  white,  been  gray,  been 
radioactive,  been  acidic,  been  glass,  been  hostile,  been 
peaceful,  been  talkative,  been  silent,  been  watching,  been 
knowing,  been  blind,  been  deaf,  been  god,  been  impish,  been 
processed,  been  simulated,  been  generated  by  AI,  been  stable, 
been  manic,  been  like  me,  been  like  you,  been  like  your  wife 
(bitch),  been  messy,  been  clean,  been  dirty,  been  hated,  been 
loved, been beans, been used as a  cryptocurrency  name,  been 
used  as  a  javascript  framework  name,  been  launched  out  of  a 
canon,  been  racist,  been  woke,  been  questioned,  been  funny, 
been cool, been lame, been turned  into  a  cartoon  character,  been 
fetishized, been demoralized, been  demonized, been muddied, been 
wet,  been  dry,  been  sampled  for  shitty  electronic  music,  been 
photoshopped,  been  eaten,  been  shat,  been  grinded  up,  been 
used as an ice cream flavour, been  painted  on  a  city  wall,  been 
doodled in a notebook, been made  into a video game, been used as 
a  queer icon, been used as a hate  symbol,  been shoved up an ass, 
been  used  as  a  file  name,  been  used as a Internet domain, been 
used  as  a youtube title, been evil,  been  good,  been  male,  been 
female,  been  typed,  been  handwritten, been made into an 
expensive  perfume,  been  in  the  dictionary,  been  creative,  been 
destructive,  been  reproducing,  been  gatorade,  been  a  sea 
creature,  been  a mammal, been a  crab, been  understanding, been 
a cunt,  been  in  a  crossword, been  used as a monopoly piece, been 
used  instead  of  gasoline,  been  imagined,  been  on  the  cutting 
room  floor,  been  crumpled  up,  been  lost,  been  found,  been 
mean,  been  nice,  been  fat,  been  skinny,  been  sticky,  been  loud, 
been  twisted,  been  malformed,  been  drawn,  been  made  in 
blender, been shoved in a blender,  been  a  voice  inside  someone's 
head,  been  a  japanese  movie  name, been used as a wallpaper, 
been  used  as  a  reddit  username,  been  wedged  in  a  couch 
cushion,  been  splatted  on  a  car  windshield,  been  suicidal,  been 
homicidal,  been  amazing,  been  a  sellout,  been  something  else, 
been placed in an art gallery, been  used  as a magazine cover, been 
in a trash heap, been in an antique  store,  been  on  ebay,  been 
commented on, been cancerous, been medicinal, been elemental, been inane, been abstract, been concrete, been made out 
of  concrete,  been  plastic,  been  scientific,  been  spiritual,  been  binary,  been  enby,  been  trans,  been  incredible,  been 
animated, been  anime, been pressed onto a t-shirt, been understood, been misinformed, been informative, been autistic, 
been boring, been art, been updated, been payed for, been commodofied, been devoured, been screaming for help. 
It’s all been done. It’s all been seen. There is nothing left for you except to take it all in. All creation is plagiarism. 
Take it all in, you are a force of entropy, doesn’t it feel so good to consume? Never make something. Never feel inspired. 
Never  strive  to  understand  the  world  around  you.  It’s  all  been  done  for  you,  just  take  it  all  in  now. Trust me, there is 
NOTHING  more  to  life,  there  is  NOTHING  you  can  contribute  now,  just  enjoy  the  spoils  that  we  have  spent  tireless 
generations  to  acquire.  All  of  your  experiences  are  not  original,  they  are  simply  a  permutation,  a  mashing  of  the 
experiences and creations of others, doesn’t that make everything so  easy? That creative idea you’ve had? Already exists. 
Throw it out. Don’t waste your time, you should just gobble up the closest analogue to it you can find existing, make your 
own headcanon for it or something to cope with the discrepancies, but don’t bother telling your own stories, making your 
own characters, your own art, your own music, your own purpose, your own life, your own food. It has all already been 
done for you, how convenient! Please stop trying to think of something new, there is no point, you’re wasting your valuable 
time to  consume,  you’re wasting your valuable money that you have worked so hard to earn (making the things that have 
already been  made for people who have already experienced those things, or maybe you sell the things that have already 
been  sold,  or  manage  the  things  that  have  already  been  managed,  or  program  the  things  that  have  already  been 
programmed or write the things that  have already been written, or cook the things that have already been cooked). That 
money (that you already had,  and that has already been spent) could be spent here, with us, on things you already own, 
things you already know. You are the best you could possibly be, you are the happiest you will ever be, here, now & forever.
 
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